how to invent new and fun christianities for profit mostly
if yall think that mormonism (cough cough pardon the church of jesus christ of the latter-day saints--far be it from me to deadname a cult/hedgefund) is weird boy howdy do i have some new and innovative christianities coming down the pipe.
you should have seen it coming when dorks like jordan peterson are refusing to identify as christians because they want the mythic framework but not any of the maybe-this-is-actually-real.
he's just the vanguard! we have internet-juiced christianities of folks like peter thiel. and frankly shake a container of """rationalists""" and a weirdo christianity will fall out. have you heard of geoff anders? no? good for you. lucky. don't bother.
these people are entirely detached from both historical christianity and contemporary reality. if they're what comes next in the history of the faith count me the fuuuuuuuck out. no thanks. i don't believe in hell but i'll allow one for these dudes.